What should a man really say when his woman asks about that dress — or worse, whether she looks fat in it? Below are easy answers to four of the toughest questions, with explanations why they work well. Also,
The Question: Do you like what I'm wearing?
The Right Answer: "You look beautiful."
Why: A little bit of ambiguity goes a long way. Leave specific criticisms to her friends. She doesn't love you for your informed opinions on culottes.
The Question: Do I look fat in this?
The Right Answer: "Of course not."
Why: Absolutely no other answer should be used here. Don't go off the script. Not even if she's wearing a fat suit.
The Question: Do you love me?
The Right Answer: "I love you."
Why: They want to hear you say it. Now is not the time to be funny. Avoid "yepper" or "affirmative."
The Question: What the hell is your problem?
The Right Answer: "I love you."
Why: Neutralize her attack with affection. If she follows up with, "What the hell do you mean by that?" bail out the window like Benicio del Toro in The Hunted.
Would these answers be right for your relationship?
The Question: Do you like what I'm wearing?
The Right Answer: "You look beautiful."
Why: A little bit of ambiguity goes a long way. Leave specific criticisms to her friends. She doesn't love you for your informed opinions on culottes.
The Question: Do I look fat in this?
The Right Answer: "Of course not."
Why: Absolutely no other answer should be used here. Don't go off the script. Not even if she's wearing a fat suit.
The Question: Do you love me?
The Right Answer: "I love you."
Why: They want to hear you say it. Now is not the time to be funny. Avoid "yepper" or "affirmative."
The Question: What the hell is your problem?
The Right Answer: "I love you."
Why: Neutralize her attack with affection. If she follows up with, "What the hell do you mean by that?" bail out the window like Benicio del Toro in The Hunted.
Would these answers be right for your relationship?
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